Bill and Marty: the Simpsons' radio DJs
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A radio contest, an elephant named Stampy and a robot ready to replace them. Bill and Marty have hosted the morning show on KBBL, Springfield's radio station, since 1990. Their involuntary masterpiece remains "Bart Gets an Elephant" (season 5, 1994): Bart wins their contest, demands a real elephant rather than $10,000, and the DJs come within an inch of being replaced by the DJ 3000 — the machine whose line about "those clowns in Congress" became an American political meme. Plus, as a bonus, the gag of the Halloween song played for Valentine's Day.
A duo of morning voices, contests one after another and a zoological disaster on their conscience: Bill and Marty have ruled the KBBL airwaves since 1990.
A profile of the two hosts who gave Bart an elephant — and nearly lost their show over it.
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Who are Bill and Marty?
Bill and Marty are the hosts of the KBBL morning show, Springfield's radio station. Empty chatter, non-stop self-promotion, contests galore: they parody the "morning zoo" duos of American radio, those early-hours pairings built on forced laughter.
A small confession of encyclopaedic honesty: the duo is so interchangeable that even the sources contradict one another on which one is Bill and which one is Marty physically. Neither of them has ever been given a surname.
💡 When the "On Air" light comes on in the KBBL studio, Bill and Marty launch their pranks; on your bedside table, our Simpsons lamps switch on for a far calmer show: your evening read.
The elephant contest
Their hour of glory — or of shame — comes in "Bart Gets an Elephant" (season 5, 1994). Bart wins their radio contest and must choose between $10,000 and a full-grown African elephant. He takes the elephant.
The DJs, who obviously had no elephant to hand, at first refuse to pay up — until listener pressure forces them to. That is how Stampy enters the Simpsons' lives, and the show's history.
The DJ 3000, their robot replacement
The same episode contains their greatest professional fright: threatened with dismissal over their handling of the contest, they come close to being replaced by the DJ 3000 — a machine capable of filling the airwaves all on its own, weather jokes included.
Thirty years on, the trade press regularly brings the DJ 3000 back out as a prophecy of radio automation. The Simpsons were, once again, a step ahead.
The line that became a meme
It is to the DJ 3000 that we owe one of the show's most enduring lines: "those clowns in Congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns".
The phrase became an American political meme, quoted for more than twenty years at every parliamentary deadlock — precisely because, as critics have pointed out, it works in every circumstance while saying nothing at all.
🤦 At every parliamentary deadlock, the DJ 3000's line about the "clowns in Congress" resurfaces; at home, when the evening news serves up yet another one, our Simpsons cushions soak up the sigh, hugged tight or hurled at the screen.
Their other on-air misdeeds
Their record does not stop at the elephant. We also owe them the playing, right in the middle of Valentine's Day, of the Halloween song "Monster Mash" — followed by a memorable moment of dead air.
We also come across them interviewing the band Spinal Tap in Otto's episode, or running the football-ticket contest that Ned Flanders wins to Homer's utter despair. Every time, the same recipe: one frequency, two voices, zero content.
🎃 "Monster Mash" in the middle of Valentine's Day was the right song on the wrong day; save it for your October 31st party, with one of our Simpsons costumes on your back and zero dead air.
Bill and Marty's voice actors
According to reference sources, Bill is voiced by Dan Castellaneta and Marty by Harry Shearer — the two actors having even swapped roles for the length of one episode, as if to keep up the confusion.
On the French side, no regular voice is documented for the duo.
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Summary table
| Profile | Details |
|---|---|
| Identity | The hosts of the KBBL morning show |
| Their masterpiece | The contest that gives Bart Stampy (season 5) |
| Their fright | The DJ 3000, the machine ready to replace them |
| The legacy | The "clowns in Congress" line, an enduring meme |
| Distinctive trait | No surname, and an interchangeable duo |
| Original voices | Dan Castellaneta and Harry Shearer |
FAQ
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Who are Bill and Marty?The two hosts of the KBBL morning show, Springfield's radio station — a parody of American morning duos, on air since 1990.
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What is their most famous episode?"Bart Gets an Elephant" (season 5, 1994): Bart wins their contest and chooses an elephant rather than $10,000.
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What is the DJ 3000?The on-air robot that nearly replaced them in that same episode — and the author of the cult line about "those clowns in Congress". It appears only in that episode.
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Do they have a surname?No, neither of them. The sources even contradict one another on which one is Bill and which one is Marty on screen.
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Who voices Bill and Marty?Dan Castellaneta and Harry Shearer in the original version, with a swap of roles for one episode. No French voice is documented.
Conclusion
Interchangeable, expendable and yet immovable, Bill and Marty are Springfield's involuntary soundtrack. Two hollow voices who gave the show an elephant, a robot and a political meme — not bad, for a morning show.
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