Rainier Wolfcastle: the Simpsons' McBain

A colossus with an accent you could cut with a knife and openly acknowledged incompetence as an actor: Rainier Wolfcastle is Springfield's action star.

A transparent parody of Arnold Schwarzenegger, he plays the muscle-bound hero McBain in a string of explosive movies. Here is the profile of a cult caricature.

Who is Rainier Wolfcastle?

Rainier Wolfcastle is an action movie star from Springfield: a bodybuilt colossus with a heavy accent, an explicit parody of the bodybuilder turned actor (then politician) Arnold Schwarzenegger. Ultra-violent roles, bulging muscles and well-placed one-liners: everything about him caricatures 1980s action cinema.

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Wolfcastle and McBain: the actor and the role

Take care not to confuse the actor with his character: Rainier Wolfcastle is the actor, while McBain is the role that made him famous — an action hero whose name echoes John McClane from Die Hard. A production footnote: the character was originally called simply McBain, but the 1991 release of an unrelated film of the same name initially kept Fox from using it, hence the invention of the actor's name "Rainier Wolfcastle". A fun fact: his McBain film clips, scattered across the seasons, assemble into a genuinely coherent "hidden movie".

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"Up and atom!": the audition gag

His most cult moment showcases his incompetence as an actor. At an audition (in the episode "Radioactive Man"), the coach feeds him the line "Up and atom!" (a pun on atom and "up and at 'em"). Wolfcastle, unshakable, keeps answering "Up and at them!", over and over, until the coach's resigned "Better." The gap between his superhuman physique and his catastrophic acting sums up the whole character.

Greta, his daughter

Wolfcastle has a daughter, Greta, who briefly dates Bart in one episode — until Bart dumps her, on Lisa's advice; he then regrets it when she takes up with Milhouse. He also has an ex-wife named Maria, a transparent nod to Maria Shriver, Schwarzenegger's ex-wife.

Rainier Wolfcastle's voice actors

In the original version, Wolfcastle is voiced by Harry Shearer. In the French version, he was played by Patrick Guillemin (up to season 9), then by Pierre Laurent from season 10 on.

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Summary table

FAQ

• Who is Rainier Wolfcastle?
  Springfield's action movie star, a parody of Arnold Schwarzenegger, who plays the hero McBain.
• What is the difference between Wolfcastle and McBain?
  Wolfcastle is the actor; McBain is the action character he plays on screen, in a franchise parodying Die Hard.
• What is the "Up and atom!" gag?
  At an audition, Wolfcastle is incapable of saying "Up and atom!" and keeps answering "Up and at them!" — a high point of his uselessness as an actor.
• Who voices Rainier Wolfcastle?
  Harry Shearer in the original version; Patrick Guillemin, then Pierre Laurent in French.

Conclusion

Bodybuilt, expressionless and wildly funny, Rainier Wolfcastle is the perfect parody of the Hollywood action star. Between his muscles and his botched lines, he proves that in Springfield, even explosive heroes end up as comedy.